From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" Pile . . .

"It appears Jack Layton can live with the Conservatives and a Conservative government, can you?" - Paul Martin

Yes. I'm more than willing to believe that 33 million Canadians can as well. There will, in all likelihood, not be a mass hari-kari ritual performed on January 24th. The sun will still rise, business will still be conducted, IR classes will continue unabated, and it won't be 1900 all over again.

The desperation of this man has reached its absolute peak.